Men are from Mars!!

Hello all I apologise for the looooooooooong break, well not my fault (blame BSNL). I got my telephone and broadband shifted a couple of days back. Before I write anything, I would like to tell you all that I have nothing against the "SEX" mentioned below ( see I could have used the word "gender", but when its me who's writing you cannot expect sophistication). I dedicate this post to my husband whom I dearly love after all he's been the  inspiration (topic) for most of my posts. Let me make it clear to you all once again, I have nothing against men. Whoever said that "Men are from Mars" ..... very true, because few things they do are not earthly!!

Here are a few to name

1) Why do they take the news paper in to the toilet?? Once they do...they take eons of years     to come out.

2) Why do they like action packed movies?? does blood shed turn men on??

3) Why do they make faces when we take them shopping?? I mean how can somebody hate      something so wonderful as "SHOPPING"

4) Why do they (husbands) hate our male friends.I mean though my husband never put any   kind of restriction on me regarding this, he seems quite uncomfortable with the  idea.

5) Get one thing straight guys women take time to get dressed. Come on yaar unlike men    (who have nothing more to choose from shirts, t-shirts, trousers and jeans) women have to     choose from a wide range of clothing ( jeans, tops, t-shirts, salwar- kameez, lehenga-choli,      Sarees of different kinds, Skirts of various lengths). Hey that doesn't stop there, we have to      get the footwear and other accessories right too.

6) Who can tell what their favourite phrases are?? me..me!!  their favourite phrases are "kuch       bhi" & "Tumhari marzi"

   Jaanu mein party keliye kya pehnu??...."kuch bhi" or "tumhari marzi"

   Jaanu khane mein kya banaoon??........"kuch bhi" or "tumhari marzi"

7) Men suck when it comes to remembering things especailly dates. My husband keeps on     asking me "Jaan humaari shaadi kaunsi tareekh ko hui thi??". I'm glad that he atleast      remembers that we are married to eachother.

and finally the most amusing thing

8) Why can't they find a better place to put a wet towel other than the bed??